Bath and Body works has just debuted a handful of rosecentric scents. I wonder if one of those would work for you.

Thanks for the recs; I just checked out their website*, and they do indeed have a just plain "ROSE" spray (although the copy describes it as "airy", raising the question of whether it would register on the Ox-dar; what I tend to need is more on the order of Heliogabulus' idea of Making It Rain.)

*I also notice that their Cucumber Melon scent is now in the Retired column--that combo's been one of the ubiquitous olfactory signatures of a generation.