full_metal_ox: A gold Chinese Metal Ox zodiac charm. (Default)
full_metal_ox ([personal profile] full_metal_ox) wrote in [community profile] smellsgood 2018-04-14 08:05 pm (UTC)

Another such experiment: Blade Diablo bodywash (cucumber--not the stock mild aquatic cucumber that gets reflexively paired with melon, but a harsh green cucumber, with significant bitterness from the rind) and Blade Howl bodywash (clean laundry) fused into a bracing masculine emerald-green herbal cleanse.

(Some context: Blade--once again, now extinct--was an Axe wannabe in the 2000's whose product names and packaging bristled with metal badassery that...wrote checks that the fragrances therein lacked the funds to cash. Howl bore the likeness of an Arctic direwolf (which prompted thoughts of wash-and-wearwolves) and Diablo the picture of a glowering ember-red bull, with juice color to match; far from being a snortingly virile rodeo devil-in-bovine-form, Diablo emerged as a peaceable Ferdinand who wanted only to plop down in the garden and munch the cucumbers.)

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